Partly Facetious: Both lawyers loyal to Zardari sahib

"So officialdom has been unable to break super model Ayyan Ali?"
"Break?"
"Break as in compel her to reveal who her backers were!"
"Backers?"
"Well those whose half a million dollars she was carrying when caught at the airport."
"See the backers are providing top notch lawyers - Naek and Khosa..."
"Both loyal to Zardari sahib...."
"That doesn't prove anything."
"You know these two gentlemen when they were defending their party leader invariably sought a delay in the hearing on grounds of illness, mental or physical but they haven't done so in AAs case."
"What a stupid comparison - there is a difference between the leader or the master and the underling or the servant."
"Ah yes different strokes for different folks, but I thought the more disturbing fact was the level of competence of all those engaged in the case, I mean the government with all its machinery has been unable to indict her months after she was caught red handed, the only ones punished in the case are two students who invited her to speak..."
"The principal of that University needs to be suspended or expelled for that stupid decision anyway I reckon AA hasn't been indicted because she is by far the best looker and the best dressed that the men investigating her are exposed to so the later the better."
"Meera is another one...."
"You know when I think Meera I think polyandry."
"What's that?"
"Having more than one husband at one time!"
'Oh maybe she should be compelled to stay in a madressah for six months to learn that polygamy is permissible in our law but not polyandry."
"Hmmm that's...."
"Before you make a comment please know that this is a religious injunction for Muslims."
"All I was going to say was that six months may be a tad less, Meera is a slow learner."
"Don't be facetious."